....these are good Polish citizens praying for their country. Very impressive turnout. Let's see you all show up today!
....these are good Polish citizens praying for their country. Very impressive turnout. Let's see you all show up today!
I was playing basketball, hit a three-pointer that was nothing but netiquette!...............
Harvey Weinstein, late of Westport Connecticut
Missed his lessons on manners and etiquette
People trash him on Twitter
Make me giggle and titter
Their total rejection of netiquette
There are people sitting on their butt
In front of a computer who are just a nut
Throwing flaming posts
That at most
Are examples of very poor netiquette
Netiquette insists that you place your forks on the left side of your keyboard (or smartphone), and your spoons and knives on the right side. (And don't eat your keyboard or smartphone!)
Our beloved FR sometimes devolves
Into the antitheses of etiquette
The mere absence of a sarcasm tag
Can be a breach of netiquette.
And, (G-d Forbid!) a duplicate
Or excerpting your blog
Will bring the mod down from his post
And bare your back, to flog.
But by far a worse offense
For which you won’t be shriven
Is to misspell, or mix your tense
You will not be forgiven!
They lie in wait with baited breath
Lurking, dressed in a woolly fleece,
The Stalking, Sneaking, wolves of death,
The spelling and grammar police!
Racism, hatred, and offense
Will not be tolerated.
And if you continue to be dense,
You will be terminated!
We might even suspend your butt
And if you sneak back in
By trying a new user name...
We see right through your sin!
If you persist in acting out,
In posting, hitting, hiding,
Continuing your naughty posts
In spite of the Mod’s chiding,
It’s then that all the Kitties here
With mead and and meat besotted
Will show up with a Rousing Cheer...
And you Will
be
ZOTTED!