"......OH!"
Posted on 10/07/2017 1:55:09 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Maybe there’s a producive use for libs, after all.
Paging Hillary Clinton’s election-night pillow!!
After what I have lived through, I could probably light up Fenway Park!
No wonder those people starved.
They make pizzaelectricity?
Wait.
Is beer a good conductor?
Damn. Too bad this wasn’t available the night of the last Presidential Election. We could’ve harnessed enough electricity to last many years...
University of Limerick .... really?
Hickory dickory dock...
I’ll bet anchovies produce the most pizzaelectricity.
University of Limerick?
the end of our long blackout fears
is now found in a barrel of tears
just add an egg white
to turn on this light
the better to pour four more beers
"......OH!"
Brilliant
I always keep a couple of pepperoni pizzas in the freezer in case the power goes out.
Pizzaelectricity - Power For The Future!
If the power goes out, how would you cook them?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3588472/posts
Donald Trump Proposes Harnessing Liberal Tears To Provide Clean Energy
babylon bee ^ | December 29, 2016
Posted on 9/23/2017, 7:57:17 PM by Mount Athos
Donald Trump is proposing a plan to provide the nation with clean energy throughout all fifty states.
The plan reportedly includes as a key component the harnessing of the nation’s abundant supply of liberal tears, the flow of which would be utilized to power massive hydroelectric generators installed throughout the nation.
Trump and his advisers reportedly got the idea while watching the nation’s widespread protests against his upcoming presidency, and noticed an abundant flow of salty tears, the energy-giving potential of which was being completely squandered as the teardrops ran off into gutters or evaporated into thin air.
“People say I’m no good on energy. Wrong. I’m great on energy, the best,” Trump said in a press conference to announce his new energy plan.
“Let’s put these tears to work, and let’s make America’s energy great again.”
Now Chuck Schumer can help solve our energy problem.
“And what is your Science Fair project?”
“It’s about Pizzaelectricity.”
“I see....How does it work?”
“Well, the theory is that you push on this pizza and it makes the electricity to power this light bulb.”
“Did it work?”
“No, it just shot sauce out all over the floor. The dog thought it was great.”
“I’m glad he did because I’m giving you a D.”
Roseanne Barr naked.... gone!
I don’t know.
Electricity and pizzas are phenomena that are hard to understand.
“It is of the same order of magnitude found in quartz. However, because it is a biological material, it is non toxic “
Is Quartz toxic in the way it’s used?
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