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There is a video at the link. I didn't post it, because some people might not want to see it.

1 posted on 09/30/2017 8:54:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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the bird would have flopped around considerably more than what the still photo shows.

Also no goose, or any other wild or semi-wild animal or bird would just sit there with something coming directly for them.
the club would have been heard by the bird.

I think this is a hoax.


2 posted on 09/30/2017 8:57:42 PM PDT by txnativegop (The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
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Golf courses, parks, greens, sidewalks, parking lots, ponds, lakes the world over are covered in stinky, slimy, gooey, gelatinous goose crap. Finally, man strikes back.

The guy’s expression seems to be “Whoops! I didn’t know TNAT would happen. FORE!”


3 posted on 09/30/2017 8:59:22 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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Awful, but you can decapitate a baby in the mother’s womb and get away with it if she consents.


4 posted on 09/30/2017 9:01:46 PM PDT by cmj328 (We live here.)
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I’m glad you did not post it.
Tchikovsky’s Swan Lake is one of my favorite ballet symphonies to both see and hear performed.
Hunting for food is one thing. Killing for amusement is quite another.


5 posted on 09/30/2017 9:03:29 PM PDT by lee martell
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Sand wedge or nine?


6 posted on 09/30/2017 9:04:35 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
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This is an OUTRAGE...he wasn’t even charged with a stroke!


9 posted on 09/30/2017 9:38:57 PM PDT by montag813 (ue)
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I saw this episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.


10 posted on 09/30/2017 9:41:42 PM PDT by Yaelle (Socialism, faithfully implemented, delivers anguish and devastation. - President Trump)
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I used to play on a course that had a large goose population. They are mean, aggressive and their crap was all over the greens.

Never was tempted to off one, though - with my swing I probably would only have made it madder.


11 posted on 09/30/2017 9:44:18 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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They might be rare in Finland, but they sure as hell aren't in Chicago! Take a stroll across Prospect Park in Clarendon Hills, next March. There will be about 10,000 of the damned things, making enough honking racket to wake the recently dead, and fouling the place with droppings, ankle deep.

State, and I believe federal laws, forbid shooting the pests out of season, so swans are recruited to chase them off. There is a company in the 'burbs that rents swans to keep Canadian geese away from the water follys, (Those ponds and rock falls.), that are popular in the rental/condo developments. A few years ago, a swan drowned a bird tender by forcing him under in the pond and flogging him until he stopped moving.

12 posted on 09/30/2017 10:00:48 PM PDT by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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He should have done it dressed as the Tim Conway character “Dorfman”.


13 posted on 09/30/2017 10:03:58 PM PDT by oblomov
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Why would one golf in Finland? So many cool things to do and you play golf?


14 posted on 09/30/2017 10:06:53 PM PDT by buffaloguy (Bond arms Cowbot)
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A goose put a buddy in mine in the ER and than 4 hand surgeries because my buddy did not immediately recognize that the granola bar he was eating was desired by the goose.


17 posted on 09/30/2017 11:35:36 PM PDT by anton
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18 posted on 09/30/2017 11:46:07 PM PDT by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder - The LSN didnÂ’t make Trump, so they can't break him)
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Bogeyman. ..


19 posted on 10/01/2017 12:08:25 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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Many of the lakes and ponds in the U.S. Midwest are toxic from being polluted by geese.


21 posted on 10/01/2017 1:12:21 AM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." --Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t and a lawyer should?


22 posted on 10/01/2017 2:53:57 AM PDT by Mr170IQ
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