BREAKING NEWS: Hugh Hefner dies of natural causes aged 91 at The Playboy Mansion..

Daily Mail UK ^ | September 27, 2017 | James Wilkinson

[mplsconservative]

Just witnessing my FIL at 86 dying, I’m sure it wasn’t in the saddle.

[TontoKowalski]

So will the women in the next issue appear wearing nothing but black arm bands?

LOL. To be honest, I didn't even know Playboy was still publishing. Or was that a joke?

I wish the President would Tweet condolences for Mr Hefner; it would be wildly entertaining to see the panels on CNN.

Well, it would be funny to see clips of the panels on CNN. I'd never actually watch that network.

[CivilWarBrewing]

An ugly man who solved his personal dilemma: How do I get laid? Start a girly magazine!

[ChocChipCookie]

What a loss. NOT.

[txnativegop]

you forgot skanky LOL

[Molon Labbie]

Is priapism a natural cause?

[xp38]

Guccione died in 2010 but Flynt is still alive.

[montag813]

They say that celebrity deaths come in 3s. I predict Giccione of Penthouse and Flynt of Hustler will be next.

Might I suggest McCain and Bader Ginsburg instead?

[Morgana]

Am sorry he burns in hell now.

[DIRTYSECRET]

91 years old. That can only mean he got more than Wilt Chamberlain.

[sparklite2]

Why CNN? The real meltdown would be in places like here.

[hoosiermama]

My exact thought 👏🏻

[buffaloguy]

I think he was a pathetic excuse of a man.

[PGR88]

I read a “behind the scenes” article recently by some ex-Bunny who lived there for a while

The only thing I remember from it - she said everything inside was old and needed updating, and the place smelled like stale urine.

I thought “that’s not very sexy.”

[DesertRhino]

Now you don’t know if he is or isn’t. Naked stuff doesn’t send you to hell, only not accepting Jesus sacrifice does.

[nopardons]

Just looked it up ( should have done that before posting ), and you’re correct; sadly.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Come and go at the same time.

[Cementjungle]

I read a “behind the scenes” article recently by some ex-Bunny who lived there for a while

My client used to date a gal, and was still friends with her after they stopped being an item. Somewhere around 2008 or so she wound up marrying Hef... which didn't seem to last very long. She reported back pretty much the same thing... the mansion was really dated, and stank of animal pee everywhere.

I guess his sense of smell conked out at some point and he stopped noticing things like that.

[Bogie]

September 27, 2017, a day that will live in infamy.

[bk1000]

“Hefner’s finally gone limp.”

I imagine he’ll be stiffer than ever now.