Posted on 09/27/2017 11:17:19 AM PDT by C19fan
A man had to forcibly remove a shark from his stomach with a knife after it latched onto him while he was swimming off the coast of Marthon, Florida. Shocking video shows Ervin Maccarty emerging from the water into a boat with a small shark attached to his body that won't let go. He is heard swearing and the shark begins to struggle, sending Mr Maccarty down on the ground in pain. His friends immediately come to his assistance, deciding to cut into the shark with a knife and 'bleed it out' until it lets go.
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Damn, almost as bad as removing liberal leeches from your ass.
Small delusional shark with grandiose ambitions. Too bad the guy had to kill it.
Are sharks good for the ecosystem?
*Abdomen*, sheesh! He was not trying to remove it from his stomach, but from his abdomen. Lower abdomen, in fact...
Would gouging the shark’s eyes out have made a difference?
Yes, sharks are apex predators. They help to trim numbers of fish and other marine life which would achieve excess numbers that the marine ecosystem could not support.
Did anyone hear the shark say, "I'm from the IRS!"
Funny. First, most important question asked was, “He didn’t get your penis, did he?” That’s what I was thinking!
“That’s not so bad. That’s just a hickey!”
“Ervin Maccarty emerging from the water into a boat . . . sending Mr Maccarty down on the ground. . . “
Ah, the rich British command of the English language.
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