The prospects were bleak. Then came debate #2. This was the most dramatic and the most awesome performance in history. If the other side would pull their collective head out of their collective ass, they would figure it out:
You don’t vote for the wife of a serial rapist because her opponent said the word “pussy.”
Stabanaw: Mr Rock, is it true that you have had sex with many lewd women of ill repute, consumed massive amounts of illicit drugs and alcohol, and had a midget in your band?
Kid Rock: Yep.
Kid Rock wins in a massive landslide.