Posted on 09/07/2017 8:51:29 AM PDT by Gamecock
Who goes with Fergus?
Who will go drive with Fergus now,
And pierce the floor lamp’s woven shade,
And dance upon the lobby's level floor?
Young man, lift up your flaccid prow,
And lift your floppy boobs old maid,
And brood on hopes and fear no more.
And no more turn aside and brood
Upon love’s bitter mystery;
For Fergus rules the Bobbie's cars,
And runs with scissors in the nude,
And the white breast of his old wife,
Till they lock you both behind the bars.
(Some liberties taken with the original text.)
Too bad Rumpole is dead. I would have loved to see him defend this!
Luxury and Scottish hotel are a contradiction in terms.
Here! Hold me haggis and watch this.....
Two Naked Pensioners went and got as drunk as a skunk
They ran around wasted, showing off their junk
They terrorized the staff, they ran completely amok.
They tore off their clothes; screaming "What the ****"
They thought they would party the weekend through, but all they did was flunk.
With such character names it appears the dinner theater version of "Benny Hill@Fawlty Towers" opened in Fergus to rave reviews. Well then....bit of work by a script doctor, a lick and a promise, and we're off to the races.
;>)
“WORST.....GOLDEN.....GIRLS.....EPISODE.......EVER!!!”
How do you even calculate that?
Thats like comparing infinity and infinity plus one
Absolutely uncanny on reading this rendering of Yeats. Very prophetic and almost word for word, as to what these two did. What a host of memories from this former working class lad. I was in the Youth Hostels Movement in 1954. I advisedly, I walked from that same Kinloch Rannoch across the "haunted moor" which was Rannoch Moor to Glencoe.
They had little excuse though. John Buchan, the author wrote this, (roughly). "Something about Rannoch Moor can make strong men pull up their tents and flee". I shake my head and remember older people saying sixty years ago- "what in the world is it coming to?"
If only they could see these two.
Does their skin make flapping noises as they run?
“Hey honey, you want to try these complimentary Bath Salts?”
I guess the Glenfiddach ran out, eh?
The real problem was that they were armed and crazy. Their nakedness was the least of the problems.
Too bad the hotel employees didn’t have any guns.
“...Robert Fergus, 72, was completely naked as he ran amok with a pair of scissors in the public reception of the MacDonald Loch Rannoch Hotel.”
Awesome! When I’m 72, I hope my future grandkids facepalm and laugh at me for being such a whacko.
Also to my chagrin, I read Yeats poem in full,later.
“Naked pensioners..”
Booze is not for kids.
Sounds like a pretty normal Saturday night around here.
Had they done this in parts of the US, they might’ve been shot dead.
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