I laugh every time I get these emails. Thanks for another chuckle!
>>NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<<
True, but the truth is the term should be “as mediocre looking” — few men after a certain age look “good” (although we get macho points: I have a med scar that I pass off as a winning round with a motorcycle gang!).