My dad brought home a German sword, German bayonet, and a Walther P38 handgun....
Be careful with the P38. IIRC, the decockers on those war era P38s are unreliable and may result in an unintended discharge.
“My dad brought home a German sword, German bayonet, and a Walther P38 handgun”
I know a guy who brought home an Italian woman and married her!