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Florida woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line, swims away with lure, police say
Fox News ^
| 8/17/2017
| staff
Posted on 08/17/2017 9:08:39 AM PDT by simpson96
A Florida fisherman got quite the catch Tuesday -- but it happened to be an intoxicated 22-year-old woman instead of a prized fish, according to police.
Authorities were called to the St. Johns County Pier at 6 p.m. after a fisherman said a woman bit his fishing line and swam off with his lure, Action News Jax reported.
The fisherman told deputies that Alexandria Turner, 22, appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed at him, according to a police report.
The 22-year-old woman then allegedly bit the fishing line and swam away with the rigging.
When Turner was asked to come to the pier office, she reportedly became belligerent and refused to walk inside.
Turner then started upsetting the "sense of public norm at the pier" when police tried to take her into protective custody, officials said.
Turner refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, "I'm f------ naked!" several times, the report said. She was later arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence, according to Action News Jax.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: alcohol; carpetmuncher; clamdigger; dyke; floridaman; lesbo
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:08:40 AM PDT
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simpson96
To: simpson96
Last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it! (Rodney dangerfield)
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:10:54 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Save the monuments!!)
To: simpson96
Looks like he caught a “cat” fish...
(Think of the other term for cat)
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:11:43 AM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: simpson96
As a fisherman, I can understand throwing that one back.
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:11:43 AM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: simpson96
“Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida.”
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:12:09 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: simpson96
I would’ve thrown that “fish” back anyway........
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:12:25 AM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: simpson96
hmmm wonder if alcohol was involved... sarc.
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:12:59 AM PDT
by
wyowolf
(Be ware when the preachers take over the Republican party...)
To: subterfuge
To: Pollster1; Lazamataz
I don’t think even laz would’ve kept that one...
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:13:42 AM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:13:52 AM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: simpson96
Throw her back..................
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:14:03 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: simpson96
To: LeonardFMason
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:14:48 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Save the monuments!!)
To: JBW1949
To: simpson96
Reminds me of the story about the Galveston Fairy and the Texas City Dyke.
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:15:19 AM PDT
by
eastforker
(All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
To: dfwgator
Trash fish..................
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:15:38 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: simpson96
It looks like a meth head to me.
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:16:45 AM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:19:32 AM PDT
by
pgkdan
(The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:19:32 AM PDT
by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.6l)
To: subterfuge
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posted on
08/17/2017 9:20:13 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.))
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