Wooosh.
Posted on 08/10/2017 8:19:21 AM PDT by garyb
I have a theory about McDonald’s, that is, everything they make is all one thing, and in the back they have this big vat full of this stuff, these little molds combining, like SPLURT ‘Hamburger!’ SPLURT ‘Malt!’ SPLURT ‘Paper box!’ SPLURT ‘Here’s your change!’
- Steve Martin
McDonald’s is your kind of place
They feed you rattlesnakes
French Fries between your toes
Hamburgers up your nose
The last time I went in there
They fried my underwear
McDonald’s is your kind of place
They invented the term “Oink Slime” if I am not mistaken.
It is a finely ground meat product, and they did not advertise as anything else.
Calling it “slime” is what got them.
DAMMIT SPELL CHECKER!!!!
Have you noticed that people in the United States will accept inferior products (especially food) than almost any other nation on other, and somehow we are (mostly) proud of it!
Independently, I developed a similar theory about the cafeteria food that was served when I lived in college dormitories, namely that most food items served were made from “filler”, a powdered substance that was stored in 55 gallon barrels in the kitchens’ store rooms, and that various colorings and flavorings were added to the “filler” to obtain the different food items.
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