Truck not included.
Needs a couple of nice ‘60s Chrysler convertibles in the drive.
750 Bel Air Rd, Los Angeles, CA
Let me check the back forty ta see if I got some oyl
oozing out of the ground. Can’t wait to take a swim
in the cement pond. Tell the a neighbors a big shot
in the solar panel industry is moving in and will
be holding fund raisers for libtard politicians.
But only if a 25 year old Ellie Mae helps me.
Pearl: Jed, I heard you sold that swamp to some city slicker. How much did he pay you for it?
Jed: Twenty-five.
Pearl: Twenty-five? Why that land was worth at least a hunnerd!
Jed: Yeah, I know Pearl, but he says he’s gonna pay me in some new kinda dollars.
Pearl: Jaid, there ain’t no new kinda dollars!
Jed: Well, he said he was gonna pay me in millions dollars.
Pearl: (gasping) Millions dollars?! Jaid, you’re a millionaire.
Jed: Yeah, that’s what that feller kep’ sayin’. I din’t quite know how to take it.
Pearl: Jaid, you prolly gonna wanna move from here, now.
Jed: Yeah, he kep’ sayin that, too. Whaddya think, Pearl? Should I move?
Pearl: Well, look atchoo, Jaid. Eight miles from your nearest neighbor. Overrun with skunk, possum, bears, and wildcats. Gotta walk a 150 feet through the cold and snow to use the bathroom.
Jed: Yeah, you’re right, Pearl. A man’d be a dang fool to leave all that.
“You can’t take it with you”.
Christian Ludolf "Buddy" Ebsen, Jr. (April 2, 1908 July 6, 2003) was an American singer, dancer, author, film, television and character actor, whose career spanned seven decades.
Ebsen became famous as Jed Clampett, an easygoing backwoods mountaineer who strikes oil and moves with his family to Beverly Hills, California, in the long-running, fish-out-of-water CBS sitcom The Beverly Hillbillies.
When Ebsen turned down studio head Louis B. Mayer's offer of an exclusive contract with MGM, Mayer warned him that he would never get a job in Hollywood again. Nonetheless, MGM did cast Ebsen as the Scarecrow in its 1939 film The Wizard of Oz. Ebsen then swapped roles with actor Ray Bolger, who was originally cast as the Tin Man.
Bolger wanted to play the Scarecrow, and Ebsen did not object to the swap. Ebsen recorded all his songs as Tin Man, went through all the rehearsals, and started filming. However, he soon began experiencing cramps and shortness of breath, eventually leading to hospitalization. Doctors determined that Ebsen was suffering a reaction to the aluminum dust used in the Tin Man makeup; he was forced to leave the production for health reasons.[8][9]