A woman accused of shooting her wife in the face was arrested and charged ....
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Did she shoot her at night in broad daylight? Did she shoot her with a butter knife?
Did this murder occur by texting? How about the idea that the woman shot “her wife” from 4 states away?
I mean, if you want to take a non sensible statement like a woman shooting her wife - why not add even more ridiculous aspects?
Early one day in the middle of the night
Two dead men stood up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you don’t believe this tale is true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too.