What makes the story a million times better is his first name.
I was actually going to make a lame joke about that when I noticed it really is his name. Young Mr. Whitehead may be forgiven for concluding that Dallas just ain’t his town...
His name was Lucky......
Yeah. Reminds me of the story of the lost dog. There is a whole list of identifying details: “Only has one eye, been castrated, one leg missing, etc., etc.” And the last detail, “Answers to the name of LUCKY.”