I would have a Harley Davidson motorcycle but for the fact that I’m still picking gravel out of my arms from that wreck I had riding a motorcycle 40 years ago.
People fear me when they see me on a bike!
They’re afraid I’ll ruin their shocks if they run over me after I crash.
Did I meet you at a bar about 30 years ago?
I think your biker name was “Speed Bump”....