Reminds me of Down Periscope:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie0L0EIWR4A
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Obviously TSA failed to pull this flyers finger.
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How embarrassing! Reminded me of a second grader I had in my class who would stink up his side of the classroom after lunch so bad his fellow classmates complained. Poor thing, it wasn’t his fault. I put two and two together and figured out he only did it when he ate a peanut butter sandwich for lunch. I asked his mom to pack him a different sandwich and the problem was resolved!
3 posted on
07/16/2017 10:26:01 PM PDT by
boatbums
(The Law is a storm which wrecks your hopes of self-salvation, but washes you upon the Rock of Ages.)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Cows have methane gas; did a cow slip through the TSA while they were strip-searching Granny in the wheelchair?
Or maybe just an image of the Hindenburg is needed.
5 posted on
07/16/2017 10:29:17 PM PDT by
GnuThere
To: where's_the_Outrage?
When i went back to NC with an old marine buddy for a year, I still recall my inability to digest their food. The “Slaw” they dumped on everything was an impressive gas generator.
Add in cooking everything in lard, instant gas for innards not raised on that stuff.
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That’s gotta be The Fart Heard Around the World!
Time to let those yellow breathing devices drop down and save the passengers. Parents remember to put your own mask on first, before helping your children! We regret to inform you, that both restrooms are temporarily malfunctioning. They may be used, but be ready for an occasional ‘geyser’ effect.
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10 posted on
07/16/2017 10:41:08 PM PDT by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
He probably ate a Kale / Beans / Tofu "power lunch", washed down by "Totally Dirt Cheap Beer".
(They should probably hire that guy for anti-terrorism airline security. If some Muzzie comes aboard, and starts trying to cause any kind of trouble, that FartMan can began firing stink bombs at him.)
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12 posted on
07/16/2017 11:00:54 PM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Was he seated in the "Fart Zone"?
13 posted on
07/16/2017 11:06:03 PM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Did it radiate from ground zero in a passenger seat, or was it a crop dusting while traveling down the aisle? These are important details.
14 posted on
07/16/2017 11:06:40 PM PDT by
MilesVeritatis
(Devote yourself to the truth, no matter where it leads you.)
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15 posted on
07/16/2017 11:07:19 PM PDT by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.6l)
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16 posted on
07/16/2017 11:08:01 PM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
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If I’m in a restaurant and I’m eating and somebody says, ‘Hey, mind if I smoke,’ I always ask, “No, mind if I fart? It’s one of my habits. Yeah, they got a special section for me on airplanes now. I quit once for a year, you know. But I gained a lot of weight. It’s hard to quit, you know? After sex, I really have an urge to light one up!’
-Steve Martin
17 posted on
07/16/2017 11:08:33 PM PDT by
dfwgator
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18 posted on
07/16/2017 11:17:24 PM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Cue the clip from “Blazing Saddles”...
To: where's_the_Outrage?
The person should have had the presence of mind to ignite said “fart” thus combusting the noxious fumes....and no-one would have been the wiser.
20 posted on
07/16/2017 11:40:39 PM PDT by
spokeshave
(The Fake Media tried to stop us from going to the White House, I am President and they are not. DJT)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
An alert passenger on another airline captured this shot when passing the plane with the flatulent fume plume...
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Well, no more Slim Jim and boiled eggs in our prepay lunch packages.
And you can’t order a beer onboard!
23 posted on
07/17/2017 12:05:06 AM PDT by
Noob1999
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Oh great, I’m leaving from that airport today.
24 posted on
07/17/2017 12:13:13 AM PDT by
struggle
(The)
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"....a few beers,a couple of bean and cabbage tacos...and those tiny marshmallows I found under the couch....I shudda just played with those marshmallows"
25 posted on
07/17/2017 12:13:26 AM PDT by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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