[BlueLancer]

How the *($&*! did she get away with pleading to involuntary manslaughter? Did it slip from her hands and fall out the window? Was she juggling it? Was she playing catch and simply lost it in the sun?

Involuntary, my foot ...

[Oscar in Batangas]

I swear to allah, I thought newborn babies could fly.

(Apologies to WKRP)