[KC_Lion]

Alaska Ping

[Timpanagos1]

“I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ job”

“Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog’s eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down”

“I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob
Goo goo g’ joob
G’ goo goo g’ joob
Goo goo g’ joob, goo goo g’ goo g’ goo goo g’ joob joob
Joob joob...”

[Ken522]

Cooking meat usually kills any parasites who live in the meat - don’t these people cook their walrus meat??

[blueunicorn6]

Let this be a warning to all of you people in Georgia.

Cook your Walrus thoroughly.

[wastedyears]

Why would someone eat walrus?

[a fool in paradise]

Wouldn’t want a walrus as a parasite living in your gut.

[\/\/ayne]

So the worm has finally turned. I knew it had to happen someday.

[blueunicorn6]

Knock, knock

“Hello.”

“Hi. I’m selling magazine subscriptions to pay my way through college.”

“What do you have?”

“I’m selling subscriptions to MORBIDITY AND MORTALITY REVIEW WEEKLY.”

“You know, son, plumbers can make good money without college.”

[blueunicorn6]

Walrus tastes an awful lot like chicken.

As a matter of fact, Colonel Sanders started out trying to franchise Alaska Fried Walrus restaurants.

He was only a Major back then.

Never caught on because nobody could lift a Walrus drumstick.

[Phil DiBasquette]

He bag production, he got walrus gumboot...

[enduserindy]

I wonder if they will be the cast of the next Alaska reality show.

[Daffynition]

Plastic worms. Hmmmmmm.

[Trillian]