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Florida Man Sits On Gun, Shoots Self In Penis, Police Say.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say ^
| June 30, 2017
| News4JaxStass
Posted on 06/30/2017 7:10:45 PM PDT by Strac6
A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis while he was sitting in the driver’s seat of his Nissan Altima.
Shaneika Roberts, 25, told Jacksonville, FL, police that Cedrick Jelks, 38, ran into their home in a total panic and ran straight to the bathroom. She followed him and saw that he was shot in the penis.
She took him to the hospital, where he had surgery, police said.
He told Roberts that he sat on the gun and it went off. Police arrived at the hospital a little after 3 in the morning because of the gunshot wound, according to WJXT.
Jelks had a 2004 cocaine arrest, the police said. Because he is a convicted felon, he could face weapons charges for possessing a firearm
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The Amish never were very good with firearms......
P.S., You can't make up this stuff.
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:10:45 PM PDT
by
Strac6
To: Strac6
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:12:22 PM PDT
by
VanShuyten
("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
To: Strac6
Shaneika ?
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:12:35 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever! “Laughing my #Ossoff)
To: Strac6
How does sitting on a pistol cause it to discharge? I’m having a little trouble with the mechanics of this, and I think maybe somebody IS making this stuff up. At least, the sitting on it part ...
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:12:51 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(The Democrats ... have lost their grip on reality -DJT)
To: Strac6
In before the first Glock referenced mis-spelling.
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:13:17 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
To: Strac6
Looks like he’ll be shooting “empties.”
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:13:20 PM PDT
by
Fungi
(Mucor roxii is not a rock band.)
To: Strac6
Now THAT will put a damper on ones social life
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:14:01 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: ColdOne
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:14:12 PM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: sheik yerbouty
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:15:22 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever! “Laughing my #Ossoff)
To: ColdOne
Amish
P.S., Criminal charges for shooting self in the pee pee. Hell of a way to start a holiday weekend!
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:16:09 PM PDT
by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: Strac6
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:16:22 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(America burned the witch.)
To: Strac6
This is my weapon, this is my ....
Uhh .. never mind ..
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:17:12 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Strac6
Dumbass probably stuffed it down the front of his pants, then sat down.
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:17:15 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
To: VanShuyten
What do Plaxico Burress, Aqib Talib and Cedrick Jelks have in common? All have shot themselves in the privates with their own gun. Seems to be an epidemic amongst a certain community. Maybe they should fork over $20 for a holster.
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:17:55 PM PDT
by
nhbob1
To: Lurker
Me thinks this will NOT be what newsies call a “one shot” story.
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:18:24 PM PDT
by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: smokingfrog
!
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:19:16 PM PDT
by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: ColdOne
I suppose now that he’s running around “half cocked”. Bwahahahahahahaha
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:20:54 PM PDT
by
ssapro
(SSAPRO/ EXBP)
To: Strac6
What’s really impressive is the gun was in an ankle holster.
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:21:24 PM PDT
by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: VanShuyten
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posted on
06/30/2017 7:21:37 PM PDT
by
ptsal
( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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