[johnk]

I thought this was funny... hope you enjoy. A little instant justice.

[humblegunner]

Man tries to steal a purse from a woman and cannot, later the driver of the bus strikes it later the thief tries to begging, the driver of the bus takes it to a police station to interrogate it..."

That does not remind me of Trump.
Trump can speak perfectly good sentences and is clear in his meaning.

[Albion Wilde]

Takin’ care of business!