Nah. Just spread some flu virus on ‘em and they’re toast.
The Southern District of New York has ruled that the US must admit martians. They will enrich American culture with their horn music and tripod dancing, and introduce new ethnic foods, such as human blood, and make it harder for Tom Cruise to get his kids to mommy in Boston. Only a few extremists want to take over the world and kill everyone. The vast majority of martians are decent, hard-working people that Donald Trump doesn’t like due to his racism. As for l. asers, however, they said the 2nd Amendment doesn’t cover them, and they must be dismounted from Apache helicopters immediately.