Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig

Daily Mail ^ | 06/19/2017 | David Burke

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"We don’t rent pigs!"

"Uva uvam vivendo varia fit"

[HarleyLady27]

[Tax-chick]

Happens more often than anyone would think.

[piasa]

What’s Maureen Dowd got to do with this?

[StAntKnee]

I do like the Lonesome Dove references.

[Patriot Babe]

I guess the Piggy was not in the mood to play so Piggy made Pablo a big pig of himself.

[Vinnie]

genitals mutilated and three of his fingers severed.

May have happened with one bite. :^)

[Eagles6]

Doesn't say who was drinking, the farmer or the pig.

Many lessons to learn here...

[Puppage]

I’ve met several pigs while liquered up.....and last call rang out.

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"I do like the Lonesome Dove references."

I liked the book and the mini-series.

[DannyTN]

"Oh, Well, Old MacDonald had a farm,
And on that farm he had some pigs,
With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there
Pigs everywhere in sight
And when those pigs got out of line
Pork and beans at night
With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there
Pigs everywhere in sight
And when those pigs got out of line
Pork and beans at night"

Elvis

[thinden]

Gotta be a darwin award finalist?

[freedumb2003]

Don’t bring your genitals to a pig fight.

I mean, yer nuts.

[lurk]

That was costly.

[Keyhopper]

Sometimes NO! Does means no. Who’d thought that

[Bonemaker]

Our secret weapon against Moslems.

[BenLurkin]

Nice Ensign Pulver refrence

[Vendome]

I’m just here for the meme’s ....

[DannyTN]

[Ronin]

Lovers quarrels can be so nasty...