Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig

Daily Mail ^ | 06/19/2017 | David Burke

[T-Bone Texan]

I read a cool survivalist story about a farmer who kidnapped his child’s murderer, (who was a federal agent) and fed him alive to his hogs, little by little, and using molasses on the agents toes to entice the hogs.

Stories like that always give me a warm fuzzy.

[T-Bone Texan]

“Hog Hungers for Hungover Hombre’s Hand”.

Yours was way better.

[T-Bone Texan]

"...I don’t know man, seems like maybe this dude was trying a little beastiality and the pig was having none of it, and honestly I don’t blame the pig....?

If you just come right out and say it, you ruin the magic!

[T-Bone Texan]

You killed a bear with your hands.

WITH. YOUR. HANDS.

And now you flee from a pig.

all my heroes are gone!