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I didn't know part of Florida was in Pakistan.

1 posted on 06/15/2017 12:48:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Well there’s something you don’t see everyday...


2 posted on 06/15/2017 12:49:21 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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Bringing up Baby


3 posted on 06/15/2017 12:52:19 PM PDT by Cboldt
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Even in Pakistan, a government permit (and a fee no doubt) is needed.


5 posted on 06/15/2017 12:57:14 PM PDT by alternatives? (Why have an army if there are no borders?)
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How do these people in 3rd world countries afford $40K vehicles?


6 posted on 06/15/2017 12:59:50 PM PDT by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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7 posted on 06/15/2017 1:00:33 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Oh, man, I’d like to see the look on The Little Dog’s face if I pulled up next to a pickup with a lion in the back.

“Hey, buddy! Isn’t it great to ride in the back of a pickup? What kind of dog are you? A what? ABANDON SHIP!!!”


8 posted on 06/15/2017 1:00:35 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Much better than a “trunk monkey”.


9 posted on 06/15/2017 1:03:38 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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Well, being in Paki, I would think it is a good theft and vandalism deterrent.


10 posted on 06/15/2017 1:04:39 PM PDT by rigelkentaurus
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Exxon used to advertise, “put a tiger in youtr tank.”


11 posted on 06/15/2017 1:06:05 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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A cat-in-the-car that's not in control.
That's trouble even with the little ones! d;^)
12 posted on 06/15/2017 1:08:30 PM PDT by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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“There are more Fird trucks on the road today than any other brand! Because nobody wants to try and get the lion out of the back of them!”


13 posted on 06/15/2017 1:08:30 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Put a tiger in your tank and a lion in your truck!


14 posted on 06/15/2017 1:09:30 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?”

“I’ll have a Coke and the lion will have an order of McNuggets.”

“What kind of dipping sauce would you like with those?”

“Do you have any Zebra sauce?”


16 posted on 06/15/2017 1:13:12 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“the lion casually lounging in the back, unrestrained by anything except a leash held by a man inside the vehicle. “

I think the “unrestrained” part was the real problem, even if the lion was relatively tame and used to people.


18 posted on 06/15/2017 1:16:17 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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“Hey Mister! Can I pet your dog?”

“Damnit. We’re in Massachusetts again. I knew I should have stayed on the interstate.”


19 posted on 06/15/2017 1:16:53 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“I wonder if the lion is part of the Premium Package?”


22 posted on 06/15/2017 1:19:42 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I guess some people have never owned a cat. If the cat wants to go for a ride, the cat should get to go for a ride.

That is how my cat would see things, anyway.


23 posted on 06/15/2017 1:20:19 PM PDT by NEMDF
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“Hey, buddy! You wanna race? My Dodge Demon has over 700 horsepower.”

“Oh. My truck just has one lion power. Go tear the bumper off his car, Leo.”


24 posted on 06/15/2017 1:22:16 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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At the valet stand.......

“No way! It’s your turn to park that truck. I just got out of the hospital last week. And for what? A $2 tip? Forget it!”


26 posted on 06/15/2017 1:24:14 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Sounds like something the Urdu, not something the Hindu


28 posted on 06/15/2017 1:26:51 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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