An 83-year old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better… I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?”
The doctor replied, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.? He raised his umbrella and went “bang, bang, bang”, and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?
The 90-year old said, “I’d say somebody else shot the beaver.”
The doctor said, “My point exactly.”
He went from 83 to 90 in a short time.
Nah... Larry shot that beaver himself. And good on him.
LOL!
My mother - in -law was very old school proper. But some of the things that came out of her mouth!
When she’d see an old guy with a young and beautiful wife, she’d say - “Well. He’s either got money or a wart!”
Unwarranted in this case. These dudes strongly resemble a young Larry. I’ve never been a fan of LK’s politics or his broadcasting skills, but good for the old geezer & his family. It’d be a thrill for any American dad to have son a drafted by MLB. To have that happen when you’re 83 and fathered the kid at 63? Wow, rock on...