[colorado tanker]

I don’t practice family law but I’m pretty sure the most basic qualification for marriage in the US is that both parties are alive.

[hal ogen]

Look at the situation this way. At least the queer didn’t marry a building like the lunatic did earlier this week.

[clearcarbon]

"It must also be demonstrated that the deceased had “unequivocal” desire to get married."

This odd marriage arrangement must require a lot of prepostumous planning and expectations.

[Rembrandt]

Yeah, this kinda makes you wonder how the “til death do you part” section works out.