[montag813]

Leonardo DiCaprio crawled out of his own grave, rode a horse off a cliff, and ate a raw bison liver in The Revenant. Saoirse Ronan worked at a department store and chose between two suitors in Brooklyn. Which one would be nominated if there were room for only one of them? Gender-segregated acting Oscars amount to an affirmative-action program for women.

LOL!

[Liz]

I hear the Academy is ditching the Oscar statue of a naked male as "too sexist".

They will soon introduce the "Oleo Award." The "Oleo" is, in fact, named in honor of Anthony Weiner ---Huma Abedin's husband.

BACKSTORY Porforio Rubirosa was the Dominican Republic's "Inspector of Embassies" (D/R's colorful term for an assassin).

Rubirosa was a notorious womanizer who bedded all the top stars......he was so well known for his prowess w/ woman, that wait-staff at elegant Paris restaurants named their oversize pepper mills "Rubirosas."

Now Anthony is to be so-honored----with the Oleo Award.

(Why Oleo? Think stick of softened margarine.)