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1 posted on 05/08/2017 12:55:48 PM PDT by Daffynition
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And 72 virgins.


2 posted on 05/08/2017 12:56:40 PM PDT by DungeonMaster (Love your neighbor as you love yourself.)
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He probably never knew what Uranus was.


3 posted on 05/08/2017 12:57:44 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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“Gimme dat shit” he said in a scholarly voice.


4 posted on 05/08/2017 12:58:02 PM PDT by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democratt)
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I think it makes perfect sense.


5 posted on 05/08/2017 12:58:38 PM PDT by Williams (Stop tolerating the intolerant.)
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A pilot. Too funny.


6 posted on 05/08/2017 1:00:02 PM PDT by AppyPappy (Don't mistake your dorm political discussions with the desires of the nation)
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I think he should get a law degree, too.


7 posted on 05/08/2017 1:00:08 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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...a posthumous degree in aeronautical science...

Appropriate, considering how high he probably was at the time.

8 posted on 05/08/2017 1:00:20 PM PDT by DoodleDawg
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doubled over!!!!! :)

YEAH THAT’S WHAT HE WAS GONNA BE!!!!!

A PILOT!!!!

IT WAS OBVIOUS.

WE LOST OUR NEXT TOP GUN!!!!!11

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’VE JUST AWARDED MYSELF A DEGREE IN QUANTUM PHYSICS

AND A DOCTORATE IN AERONAUTICS :)


9 posted on 05/08/2017 1:00:47 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust Conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Why not give him all the degrees available in America.

Why hold back?


11 posted on 05/08/2017 1:00:58 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama!)
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That’s nothing - wait until he gets nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.


14 posted on 05/08/2017 1:03:09 PM PDT by PGR88
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Whaddaya know, the boy WAS a rocket scientist after all!


15 posted on 05/08/2017 1:03:24 PM PDT by sevlex
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Purple drank....he was flying high. Pffft! Wow wonder how much they got paid to do this?


16 posted on 05/08/2017 1:03:32 PM PDT by ColdOne ((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever!)
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I’ll bet United Airlines will hire him now.


17 posted on 05/08/2017 1:03:34 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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He was most likely “flying” when he died.


18 posted on 05/08/2017 1:03:45 PM PDT by Renegade
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“Leadership, Character, Service” are what Americans
remember Trayvon Martin for as he studied hard,
writing in cursive, and discovered a new type of
rocket thrust by his experimentation over many years.


19 posted on 05/08/2017 1:03:50 PM PDT by Diogenesis ("When a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced.")
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I would have got an Aeronautical Science Degree “but I got high, but I got high, but I got high.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw


22 posted on 05/08/2017 1:04:22 PM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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Contrary to popular belief, Trayvon Martin was a pioneer in String Theory.


23 posted on 05/08/2017 1:04:36 PM PDT by Tzimisce
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Nobody cared about him for days when he was lying in the morgue. Now he has a degree. Pffftttttt!


24 posted on 05/08/2017 1:05:59 PM PDT by ColdOne ((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever!)
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He should get an environmental award with Jabba the Thug because “I Hearded grass” as she said.
That takes talent.


25 posted on 05/08/2017 1:06:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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I want a doctorate in aerospace engineering because I dream of being an astronaut!! Give it to me, now!!! Don't expect me to work for it and earn it, though.


26 posted on 05/08/2017 1:06:33 PM PDT by Enchante (Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
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