1 posted on
04/28/2017 10:12:30 AM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
2 posted on
04/28/2017 10:13:43 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: simpson96
Someone should introduce Florida Woman to Florida Man. I bet they’d hit it off great.
3 posted on
04/28/2017 10:14:16 AM PDT by
jalisco555
("In a Time of Universal Deceit Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act" - George Orwell)
To: simpson96
So this behavior is why he was looking?
4 posted on
04/28/2017 10:15:11 AM PDT by
ConservativeMind
("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
To: simpson96; Lazamataz
Not even Laz.
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
7 posted on
04/28/2017 10:18:32 AM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: simpson96
[[Melesky, 45, was arrested the evening of April 18 on charges of battery and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.]]
“assault”? Why? Did she hit the man? Menacing ‘maybe’, but not assault surely?
9 posted on
04/28/2017 10:20:08 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: simpson96
Two questions. Number one what was she doing on the dating site. Number too, is she Rachel Maddow’s mother?
10 posted on
04/28/2017 10:21:44 AM PDT by
StAntKnee
(Add your own danged sarc tag)
To: simpson96
She also said she works as an EMT. Not any more................
13 posted on
04/28/2017 10:25:05 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Profanity is the sound of an ignorant mind trying to express itself.............)
To: simpson96
Mega yuck!! She looks more like 65.
14 posted on
04/28/2017 10:30:54 AM PDT by
DarthVader
("These lying tyrants are about to get hit with a tsunami of destruction on their evil reign." Gaffer)
To: simpson96
His mistake after she saw his computer, was saying “All you had to do was ‘ax me about it”.
17 posted on
04/28/2017 10:32:51 AM PDT by
roadcat
To: simpson96; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON; Lil Flower; KC_Lion
Well, she is definitely getting demoted on the speed-dial list.
To: simpson96
Lucy Melesky reportedly grabbed a mounted ax off the mantel Note to self: Relocate ax. Get ax lock.
To: simpson96
Self fulfilling prophesy. Treat them like crap and complain when they stray.
Who knows what other things this whack job did to make him want to look for someone else to be with.
33 posted on
04/28/2017 10:49:26 AM PDT by
shotgun
To: simpson96
well, the lady is passionate, got to give her that
35 posted on
04/28/2017 10:54:49 AM PDT by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the 0zarks)
To: simpson96
That’s a hard lookin woman. :-)
36 posted on
04/28/2017 10:56:44 AM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: simpson96
If that was my wife, I’d be eating dinner with Arnold.
37 posted on
04/28/2017 10:58:00 AM PDT by
Raycpa
To: simpson96
Did they just assume gender?
39 posted on
04/28/2017 10:59:51 AM PDT by
Homer1
To: simpson96
Lucy Boredom took an ax . . .
40 posted on
04/28/2017 11:10:18 AM PDT by
A_Former_Democrat
("Liberalism is a mental disorder" On FULL Display NOW! BOYCOTT Mexico nba NFL PepsiCO Kellogg's)
To: simpson96
Lucy, Lizzy, it’s all the same.
41 posted on
04/28/2017 11:21:27 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning)
To: simpson96
“Enraged from seeing the dating website Match.com on a man’s computer last week, Lucy Melesky reportedly grabbed a mounted ax off the mantel and smashed it on the ground. “
To the writer, Olivia Hitchcock:
No doubt it is clear in your mind what Ms. Malesky smashed to the ground (mantel? ax? computer?) but due to the indefiniteness of the word “it,” the reader enjoys no such certainty.
42 posted on
04/28/2017 11:29:00 AM PDT by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: simpson96
I get the stupid Match email solicitations all the time. Maybe he opened one out of curiosity and got infected.
44 posted on
04/28/2017 11:41:44 AM PDT by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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