Posted on 04/25/2017 4:14:51 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
A drunken man with a lit cigarette passed out on the toilet in a Spanaway, Washington Walmart bathroom and caught his underwear on fire Monday, according to Central Pierce Fire & Rescue.
Firefighters were dispatched to the store at 20307 Mountain Highway E. about 6:30 p.m. after fire alarms went off, Central Pierce spokesman Brian Levings said Wednesday.
They went to the store and found the bathroom filled with smoke.
As the man sat on the toilet, drawers down, he fell asleep, and ash from his cigarette fell between his legs and ignited his underwear, Levings said.
The man slept through all this, Levings added.
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Maybe somebody told him he was on Untied Airlines and was going to be tossed off for some other folks to take his seat.
From the title, I thought this was going to be a fart story, rather than a smoking in bed (so to speak) story.
Seems like a regular day at Walmart
That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
When I said I wanted hotpants to make a comeback this wasn’t what I had in mind.
People Of WalMart or as it’s more commonly known - “Democrats voter base”.
“Our guys escorted him to the floor and began to tend to his injuries,” he said.
Who, like me, has been to Spanaway and is not surprised by this story?
LOL
Just south of Puyallup.
Had a short in his shorts or dropped his butt on his butt.
Only a Darwin Honorable Mention.
“Man sets underwear on fire while passed out in Walmart bathroom”
there but for the grace of god go I.
Hold muh beer.
You mean you’ve always wanted to set your underwear on fire in a Walmart bathroom? Or take an Untied Airline flight to someplace nasty, like Newark?
He must have been lying.
No mas pantalones.
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I set my shorts on fire.”
The most interesting man in the world.
I’ve been to Newark. If I were tempted to fly there again on United, I’d certainly find the nearest Walmart bathroom after I got there and set my undepants on fire.
Who LIVES in Spanaway and is not surprised by this story?
*raises hand*
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