[bgill]

Hey, FRiends, they aren't picky. Here's your chance to live in the Berkeley of the South and surround yourself with freaky environuts and Hillary lubbers.

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[rigelkentaurus]

I’ve committed no crimes, why should I be sentenced to life in Austin??

[txrefugee]

You won’t need a car because the traffic is so horrible you can walk faster than you can drive. The aggressive bums and the vibrant drug scene add to the Big A’s charm. This is what happens when a Leftist university city markets itself through music festivals .

[TADSLOS]

There is no reality in Austin, only unicorns and freaks.

[Our man in washington]

But what do the winners get?