Anyone else remember when the DEA put a certain species of desert toad on the list of illegal hallucinogenics because someone discovered that the eye discharge of the little devils would produce a highly developed hallucogin.
I never understood why this would be a problem for the DEA to worry about since it seemed perfectly clear to me that finding drug dealers and buyers for the product would be few and far between.
I foresaw lots of problems. 1. What would it go for? $5 per lick of the toad?
2. How could it be enforced. (Honest, officer, that toad just came hoppin’ by. It don’t belong to me.)
Plus the officer would have to positively identify the exact species of toad....................