Lester Holt, the Science Dolt? Better than “Bill Nye, the Non-Scientist Guy”.
Gee, only 415 miles from Earth? As the late, great Don Adams would say, “Missed it by THAT much”.
Well, it is better than saying “Uranus is only 500 miles from Earth”.
Come to think of it, NBC News is full of “Anuses”, so it is a solar system all by itself, totally devoid of intelligent life.
Works for me.