Whoops! Lester Holt Says Jupiter Only 415 Miles From Earth

New York Post ^ | April 7, 2017 | Emily Smith

[LibWhacker]

Oh, no! Lester’s brain has been fried by Jupiter’s X-rays.

[Ciaphas Cain]

The magnetic field alone would fry us at that close range. Jupiter puts out lots and lots of watts.

[Strac6]

The DOJ Equal Opportunity Housing Division will make sure Mars would be able to move in.

[Billthedrill]

We’d already be dead. Jupiter is over 11 times bigger than Earth and would block out the sun.

Not if it was only there...at night...

[real saxophonist]

No, no, Whitey’s on the Moon.

[real saxophonist]

Lester Holt, the Science Dolt?

Works for me.

[bar sin·is·ter]

Jupiter be like 415 miles from earth bitches...

[mowowie]

People i think look like aliens from a 50’s xci fi move:
Somalians, James Carville and Lester Holt.

[lacrew]

Clip of Diane Sawyer describing 1,000 countries:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=131eNW8-yik

Most people in the media are so dumb, they don’t know what they don’t know...an especially dangerous kind of stupid.

These lunatics have no feeling for scale or what may or may not be even possible - a planet closer to Holt’s desk in NY than the Golden Gate bridge...sounds legit to him.

[AlaskaErik]

Hey Lester, how far is Uranus from Jupiter?

[mass55th]

I think I’ll dig out my angel wings, and fly myself there tomorrow.

[M Kehoe]

Lester is just missing his, “Zero.”

Is Barry still in Tahiti?

5.56mm

[PIF]

At 415 miles we would be well within Jupiter’s atmosphere ...

[Fantasywriter]

‘Reminder: Wolf Blitzer Once Finished With Negative One Billion Dollars on Celebrity Jeopardy!’

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/12/15/cnn_debate_host_wolf_blitzer_did_very_very_badly_on_celebrity_jeopardy.html

[umgud]

Is that at the edge of earth or the equator?

[twoputt]

I’ve counted over 30 posts and not one Uranus joke.

We’re slipping.

[Inyo-Mono]

I think you missed post #30.

[bgill]

Just what we need, more illegal aliens who refuse to assimilate.

[righttackle44]

Maybe we go to Guam and see it before the island turns over.

[kaehurowing]

I would be worried it could tip over and capsize.