[rightwingcrazy]

I was going to make the obvious pun, but they already made it in the link.

[dhs12345]

Where does the infant get its probiotics culture — from mom? After birth, probably from mom, too.

[Moonman62]

Chelsea Clinton’s baby poo pancakes are ahead of their time.

[PGR88]

In China, it used to be common for old men to drink the urine of infant boys.

[PAR35]

So the Freeper who told me last week to “ESAD” was wrong about that, as well. I’d already figured out that he didn’t know anything about the subject we were discussing. But he can’t even get his insults right.

[blueunicorn6]

I forwarded this story to several of my old bosses along with the locations of several nurseries in their area.

[ObozoMustGo2012]

I guess the phrase “Eat s__t and die” loses its meaning...

[jiggyboy]

“Soylent Brown”