Sometime, in the not too distant future ....
Homeowner: Excuse me, but I could’nt help but notice that you and your well dressed freinds have entered my residence.
Perps: yeah.
Homeowner: Are you armed?
Perps: Of course.
Homeowner: Well then, please fill out this form detailing the number, type and ammunition quantities (if any) of the arms you are bearing.
Perps: Oh, right. Here.
Homeowner: Thank You. We all want a level plaing field. I will now go a select my weaponry based on yours. Please have a cup of tea while waiting. This won’t take long.
PAUSE
Homeowner: So, here are my choices. Do these seem fair to you?
Perps: Great tea! And yes those seem okay to us, right boys!
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Marquis of Queensbury and all that! pip pip.
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