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Would he have been saved in two days, if he had Amazon prime?
1 posted on 03/27/2017 8:47:42 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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The night before Acuña disappeared, he refused to take part with other tourists in a traditional ceremony that gives thanks to Pachamama, Mother Earth, for allowing them to visit the forest.

He didn't get lost. Those a-hole liberal environmentalists left him there! Poor guys only "crime" was not worshiping mother gaia earth.

2 posted on 03/27/2017 8:51:29 AM PDT by mc5cents (Pray for America)
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Just ‘cause the monkeys didn’t hit him with the fruit doesn’t mean they weren’t throwing it at him.


3 posted on 03/27/2017 8:54:18 AM PDT by gundog (Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
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To: nickcarraway
The night before Acuña disappeared, he refused to take part with other tourists in a traditional ceremony that gives thanks to Pachamama, Mother Earth, for allowing them to visit the forest.

Like God fed Elijah in the wilderness by having ravens bring him food.....................

4 posted on 03/27/2017 8:56:17 AM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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To: nickcarraway; Ezekiel; little jeremiah

God saves man who refused to worship idol!...................


5 posted on 03/27/2017 8:57:33 AM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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Having competed their study of the specimen, they released him to his natural habitat...


6 posted on 03/27/2017 8:57:53 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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For myself and the rangers, this is our culture,” said Madidi Park Director Marcos Uzquiano. “We believe that Duende is real. And we think it’s possible that Maykool was taken by him.”

Shamans told the search party that Acuña was “far away, in a place we can’t reach.”
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Apparently they are smoking the good stuff down in the Amazon.


7 posted on 03/27/2017 9:09:32 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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On one of the reality survival shows, didn’t someone get sicker than heck and had to be evacuated because he ate some fruit that some monkeys had left behind. IIRC, the monkey saliva had some virus in that the man got while finishing up a partially-eaten piece of fruit left behind by the monkeys.


9 posted on 03/27/2017 9:13:45 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of incompetence and corruption.)
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Yeah, I remember all too well when hero monkeys saved me from the anaconda and nothing to subsist on but food and water because I had inadvertently lost my corkscrew.


13 posted on 03/27/2017 9:27:47 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I've wasted enough time eating mushrooms and conversing with hookah smoking caterpillars.)
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Sorry, but if you read through the story, sounds like the guy was losing his mind, I do not believe this story.


15 posted on 03/27/2017 9:40:45 AM PDT by Paradox ("Donald Trump", the biggest Strawman ever created.)
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Hero Monkeys Uncover #PizzaGate in Washington DC


17 posted on 03/27/2017 9:51:30 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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Hero Monkeys Uncover #PizzaGate in Washington DC


18 posted on 03/27/2017 9:51:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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Pach-a-Mama, MayKool

Great Reggae Andean pan pipe fusion bands...have all their recordings.

/snark


21 posted on 03/27/2017 9:56:07 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who rewfuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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22 posted on 03/27/2017 9:58:32 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Ex Scientia Tridens)
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Not everybody gets hero monkeys.


26 posted on 03/27/2017 10:21:15 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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No thanks.

If I want to get directions from monkeys, I’ll join the Democrat Party.


28 posted on 03/27/2017 10:35:14 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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They also helped write this story.
33 posted on 03/27/2017 1:15:58 PM PDT by Trillian
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