A small town doctor is sitting in his office one day when a guy dressed in camoflage and orange runs in yelling “Doc, ya gotta help me! me and my buddy were out hunting and i thought he was a deer and I shot him!” The doctor jumps up, grabs his medical bag and yells “take me to him right now!” They both run out at breakneck speed. A few minutes later both the doctor and the hunter stroll back into the office , the doctors arm around the hunters shoulder. They both stop, and the doctor looks at the hunter and tells him “you know, he might’ve had a chance if you hadn’t gutted him”.
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
What musical instrument is found in a bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.