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I don’t eat candy bars anymore but whatever happened to the Marathon bar. Back in the 1970s they had commercials about an outlaw named Freddy Too Fast, who did everything fast, but then he was handed a Marathon bar by a superhero and that chewy bar would slow him down and then he would be finally beaten. That was a pretty good bar and good value for the money too. It would cost a dime and take about 10 minutes to earn.