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Ever notice how the new deep virtue is taking some honky thing and then GIVING IT AWAY..?

Golfer? Your fave is Tiger. You’re NUTS about him. His ability makes you RELIEVED.

Newsy? You LOVE Fareed Zakaria. He’s great cuz his name sounds like someone pulling the pin on a hand-grenade. Just yesterday he used the explitive BULLSHIT no less than FOUR times in describing Trump. WOW..!!

Musical? You’re nutz about Yoyo Ma. He isisn’t just asian —his name sounds exactly like a PANDA..! He’s in a lilly-white music genre, sure, but he IS NOT WHITE..! Thank God..!

Tennis is your raquest? You love Venus Williams. Her raw POWER..! Oh, she’s BLACK, you say...? You didn’t notice. But you love her to bits..!

YACHTING - You’re stuck. Better shut up about your yacht.