5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
I have been using that term for over 20 years. The way I came about it was I was standing in line at the DMV. It was about 95 out. There was a heavy set black women in front of me fanning herself. She turned to me and said "It is HOT out. That bozone layer sure be given us crazy weather"
Lol.