Another Obama legacy.
A thick beard and 6 feet tall....doesn’t sound Hispanic.
...who throws a bomb in a Cheesecake Factory!
honestly!
If obama had a son ...
Hmmmm....wonder if he was Hispanic or Middle Eastern, what with being 6 foot tall, heavy beard, and black "beanie."
Good thing Penny doesn’t work there anymore. I hope Leonard and Sheldon didn’t get hurt.
By night’s end the suspect will have blond hair/blue eyes, wearing a Nazi flag, yelling “make America great again”, and carrying a Bible.
Aloha Snackbar
I’m sure the perp was just misunderstood
The title looks like a help wanted ad.
Middle Eastern..nah can’t be true..Nancy Pelosi told us that Islam is the religion of peace don’t ya know..obviously we are being Islamophobic here a bomb thrown into a restaurant is like Muslims way of saying hello
Was he loudly looking for directions to the Aloha Snackbar?
Oooweeeee...those fun-loving, peace-loving moozlums! They contribute so many positive things to our culture.
From the headline I thought this was a job opening.
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena
The Beach Boys
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena
(Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go)
Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias;
(Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go)
But parked in a rickety old garage,
There’s a brand new shiny super stocked Dodge.
And ev’rybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner than
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.
She drives real fast and she drives real hard,
She’s the terror of Colorado Boulevard.
It’s The Little Old Lady From Pasadena!
If you see her on the strip, don’t try to choose her,
(Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go)
You might have a go-er, but you’ll never lose her;
(Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go)
She’s gonna get a ticket now, sooner or later,
‘Cause she can’t keep her foot off the accelerator.
And ev’rybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner than
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.
She drives real fast and she drives real hard,
She’s the terror of Colorado Boulevard.
It’s The Little Old Lady From Pasadena!
You’ll see her all the time, just gettin’ her kicks now,
(Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go)
With her four speed stick and a four - two - six now;
(Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go)
The guys come to race her from miles around,
But she’ll give ‘em a length, then she’ll shut’em down.
And ev’rybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner than
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.
She drives real fast and she drives real hard,
She’s the terror of Colorado Boulevard.
It’s The Little Old Lady From Pasadena!
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena,
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena,
Songwriters: Gary L Usher / Roger Christian
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC