[workerbee]

Just a bit of good news for a change. A reminder to thank God every day for the roads we don't have to walk.

[oblomov]

How can this be? I though the pharma industry was poisoning us, or trying to make us all into autistic robots? </s>

[DCBryan1]

Almost as good as this Onion article: Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."