[Dr. Sivana]

You are a good writer. The style reminds me of Dave Barry.

[Mouton]

Reminds me of my most recent visit to my internist for my annual physical. The nurse/receptionist was filling out some forms and asked when was my last colonoscopy. I said when you ask me that question next year the answer will be the same, never. She said they strongly recommend them for those over 50 and I was 20 years beyond that. I answered, so I guess it did not matter than since 50 was so long ago and obviously there has been no problems. I added, I have no family history, I monitor my diet well, and I never engaged in any recently considered normal sex behaviors that were previously considered high risk and unlawful. She left.