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Prostate Pandemonium
Hillbilly sage

Posted on 01/15/2017 11:38:16 AM PST by Hillbilly sage

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To: Hillbilly sage

After ambivalent attitude by my urologist I sought a second opinion who did another biopsy which found the aggressive cancer, proven even more aggressive by the final tissue exam. If you come back positive, get a urologist who has done at least 500 procedures. My urologist does only biopsies and surgery, no regular patients. Go for the best.


41 posted on 01/15/2017 12:47:11 PM PST by aksteele (biopsy)
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To: Hillbilly sage
As a result of "Benign Prostate Hyperplasia (enlarged prostate)I was hospitalized and had a Supra-pubic Cyststamy...they bored a hole to allow a catheter to be inserted into the bladder from what looks like a second navel.

If that sounds painful, consider the alternative: catheter inserted via the penis (worst pain known to science) to relieve the bladder.

My hospital must have been hungry for MRI sessions (very expensive) as I had three the same day. The "big cheese" head doctor of the hospital was so upset at my refusal to do the third MRI that day that he had the nurse hive me an injection of Lorazepam aka Ativan and I slipped into "Mellow-Land" and my objection disappeared.

42 posted on 01/15/2017 12:53:14 PM PST by capt. norm (Capt norm)
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To: Hillbilly sage

LOL, I had the biopsy due to an elevated PSA. It’s exactly like you describe. I was given no sedation and it was like shooting a staple gun up your butt about a dozen times. Results came back positive for cancer and I opted for the radical prostatectomy. That was 15 years ago and not a problem since. Johns Hopkins is the best. God Bless.


43 posted on 01/15/2017 12:58:14 PM PST by deweyfrank (Nobody's Perfect)
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To: Hillbilly sage

I have a friend whose 50 year old son is recovering from having his prostate removed. There is a history of cancer in the family, with many deaths due to various types of this disease. Last year this young man’s father underwent chemo and radiation treatments for larynx and pharynx cancer. I have yet to hear from her whether the surgery on her son had gotten all the cancer.


44 posted on 01/15/2017 1:02:05 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Hillbilly sage

After my ultra sound for my Prostate cancer Stage three, 11 out of twelve fields of the prostate, aggressive cancer), my ( Doctor) said he would be take a telephone call and be right back, thirty minutes later I left the examination room, and found out he had left for the day. I found myself a new and great Urologist.


45 posted on 01/15/2017 1:02:14 PM PST by heights
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To: Hillbilly sage

Great writing! With a sense of humor such as yours, able to turn horse piss into a comedy cocktail, I predict you’ll live a long life, sir. :)


46 posted on 01/15/2017 1:07:24 PM PST by hold_muh_bier (and watch this: 8 years of a Trump Presidency followed by 8 years of a Pence Presidency!)
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To: Hillbilly sage

I’d like to read the story of your first post-op orgasm. I’m sure it will be colorful...


47 posted on 01/15/2017 1:09:16 PM PST by laker_dad
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To: Hillbilly sage

Been through two of these about 8 years apart due to an elevated psa count and a nodule on my prostate. First one was done in the doctor’s office with something like a spring loaded needle gun. By the time he was pulling the trigger for sample 6 of 10, I was more than ready to leave. Second experience was much better except for the prep procedure. Basically they put me to sleep in an out patient facility, took the samples, and released me shortly after I woke up. Except for a slight butt hurt, it was a great nap. If you have a choice, be a wuss and opt for the second procedure. I’ll probably have to have a third biopsy at some point and will definitely choose to take a nap.


48 posted on 01/15/2017 1:10:09 PM PST by Boomer One ( ToUsesn)
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To: deweyfrank

“I was given no sedation”

Some doctor does that to me (for whatever procedure) and I’ll come back later and there will be one fewer urologist (or whatever specialty).


49 posted on 01/15/2017 1:12:05 PM PST by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc O'Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
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To: Noumenon
Sounds like a great name for a band.

They could open for Pussy Riot...

50 posted on 01/15/2017 1:14:28 PM PST by null and void (Roses are red, soylent is green. Get to the shelter, it's 2017)
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To: depenzz

At my last “finger wave” I said to the Army doc, “OW, what are you doing up there, TDY?” Lesson: never make a urologist laugh in mid-exam.

Dave Barry’s colonoscopy vid (no procedure, just doc talk) got me through my first one. Especially how the prep sends your colon into the future & you s*** what you have not yet even eaten. My next is due in March. Wonderful.


51 posted on 01/15/2017 1:16:51 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: Hillbilly sage

I went through the same thing last year. Primary care doctor had been doing PSAs and found an elevated reading. Gave me antibiotics on the chance that there might be an infection, next PSA a couple of weeks later, even higher PSA. Made an appointment with the urologist who did the digital exam. Very unpleasant. On top of that, no sympathy from women whatsoever! “You don’t know what it like to have fingers probing in private spots”, resulted in eye rolls and laughter.

Prostate felt “hard’ to him. Scheduled biopsy. Twenty-four hours of “cleaning out”. Biopsy sounds worse than it is (or at least it was for me). Worst part was the insertion of the tool which felt about the size of a telephone pole. “Relax” he kept saying—like that was going to happen. I was told to expect something that felt like a rubber band popping me, but to be honest, only two of the twelve had any pain at all.

Results come back with 7 of 12 samples positive including one that seemed to be fairly aggressive. I asked doc what would happen if I did nothing and he said bone cancer likely in a couple of years. He said that if I were his dad (Jeez, when did I get this old?), he recommend prostatectomy. I know that most old men die with, not from prostate cancer, but I didn’t want to be one of the “froms”, so I had the traitorous gland removed.

The government thinks that doctors order too many PSA tests (and mammograms for that matter) but I kind of figured my primary care doctor saved my life and I told him so.


52 posted on 01/15/2017 1:19:16 PM PST by hanamizu
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To: Hillbilly sage

I had a similar experience with a proctologist, who also had a pretty young female assistant.

She brought him a beer right in front of me, but he quickly reprimanded her, saying “No! I asked for a BUTT light.”


53 posted on 01/15/2017 1:30:01 PM PST by BeauBo
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To: Hillbilly sage
I just heard that my cousin died of Prostate Cancer.

So I sent an e-mail to my primary physician and was told that:

All men are at risk for prostate cancer, and the older you are the higher the risk. That said it is a very slow growing cancer and most men die WITH it rather than FROM it. If you are having blood in urine we can evaluate that, but it is actually NOT recommended to screen for it. A prostate biopsy is no joke.

So...I have a friend who had Prostate Cancer ...I will give him a call and find out what his insurance and doctor was...

He went to a clinic in LA and had Gamma Knife surgery.

54 posted on 01/15/2017 1:30:57 PM PST by spokeshave (In the Thatch Weave,..Trump's Wing Man is Truth.rc)
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To: BeauBo

A friend of mine was a nurse in a urologist’s office right after she got out of nursing school. And yes, she’s quite pretty.

Her first week she gave a patient a paper cup and told him to fill it at least half full and if he had too much to pour the rest of it off.

He gave her a very funny look. He was there to have his sperm evaluated. LOL


55 posted on 01/15/2017 1:37:48 PM PST by ladyjane
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To: Hillbilly sage

You want to get prostate cancer before it spreads outside the prostate gland to avoid complications and a painful death. The sooner the better. A biopsy is the only procedure as far as I know that will determine if you do have cancer.


56 posted on 01/15/2017 1:47:13 PM PST by Rock N Jones (s)
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To: Noumenon

“Sounds like a great name for a band.”

A GAY band.


57 posted on 01/15/2017 1:48:41 PM PST by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: Hillbilly sage
One month off my radiation for prostate cancer. My PSA was elevated and a biopsy indicated cancer in all parts of my prostate. Gleason 4+3. Once I had my PSA I had the biopsy, no local and six core samples taken, painful but not unbearable. Decided on radiation via IMRT. The most painful part of the treatment was the dry run. They stuck a catheter in me then filled my bladder as full as I could stand with a fluid that was visible on the MRI, then they clipped my p*nis with a clamp and then the radiation oncologist stuck a bladder up my r*ctum which they then proceeded to inflate. Luckily she had a sense of humor and said she had run out of ways to torture me. Then I had an MRI with all this attached.

My PSA is way down but I'm still taking hormone treatment. Luckily still on this side of the dirt.

58 posted on 01/15/2017 2:12:45 PM PST by Timocrat (Ingnorantia non excusat)
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To: Mouton

Do not, not slough that off. I scoffed too and finally got one to stop my dads nagging. Three polyps the first go round, none malignant then or in subsequent scans.
Had a co-worker go out with colon cancer. He died hard. Very, very hard.


59 posted on 01/15/2017 2:12:54 PM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: FreeReign

You are right about doing it after a few high PSA readings. They first did an MRI. Then I had my biopsy in Aug 2016. The nurse said I was the first person in her seven years that said it did not hurt. Well they found cancer and I had it removed on Dec 2nd, 2016 by the best prostate doctor around. So far I am not doing too bad. Most of the pain is now gone. I need to use a pad since I still leak urine. I hope that goes away soon. It seems to be getting better.


60 posted on 01/15/2017 2:19:59 PM PST by Plumres
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