I’ve been stopped by Pet Store security more than once for being accused of stuffing a snake down my pants.
They are always courteous and apologize when when they’ve realized they made a mistake.
They accused you of trying to sneak out 200 lbs of dog food in your coat?
Damn you beat me to it.
I thought I was being creative.
Ereptile dysfunction can make make people limp, is that why they spotted you?