Madonna Says She Offered To Devote Life to God While Praying Trump Would Lose On Election Night

Daily Mail ^ | 10:54 EST, 11 January 2017 | Chris Spargo

[jerod]

[RckyRaCoCo]

"...go, and sin no more"

[Bethaneidh]

MMM, one thing first. Not to do it is a dealbreaker. Repent, then reform. No? Bye.

[Daffynition]

I thought she was studying the Kabbalah faith of Judaism.

Her BF is Mooslim? I dunno, can’t keep up.

[Cicero]

And then she was reading from the Quran, and I was reading from the Zohar,' said Madonna

What God is she talking about? Not more than half God, at best. Allah certainly isn't God, he's a demonic invention of an extremely evil man.

[hoagy62]

'It was just like watching a horror show. And then she was reading from the Quran, and I was reading from the Zohar,' said Madonna, referring to the collection of stories about Jewish mysticism that is central to the Kabbalah.
'We were doing everything: lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives to God forever, if only.'

Obviously, you were praying to the wrong god, dearie.

It was the One True God who put President Trump in office in the first place!!!

[AmusedBystander]

Sorry Madonna, GOD was busy answering our prayers from the last eight years.

[nikos1121]

All I can say, My Dear, is “Thank you, God, for unanswered prayers.”

[SMARTY]

Is there a ‘skank’ god somewhere that she is talking about or is it some other god no one ever heard of?

Just when you think she can't make herself any more ridiculous and irrelevant ... she does it again!!

[Gay State Conservative]

So she promised to turn her life to God *if* Hillary won.Now that Trump's won that must mean she'll continue to be a worthless whore.

[rjsimmon]

Well said!

[dfwgator]

God said, “Get Thee to a Nunnery.”

[ScottinVA]

Sorry, Madonna... God doesn’t take conditional deals.

Try again.

[ColdOne]

Skank.

[gr8eman]

GayA

[WENDLE]

She is old and a Has BEEN. I find her boring as hell.

[D Rider]

I guess god said no thanks?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Wow. For someone as, ‘enlightened’ as Madonna, who has studied a whole BUNCH of difference religions and acts like a wh*re anyway, against any and ALL religious teachings she could’ve read, she sure doesn’t understand how prayer works.

Man, I would hate to spend 30 seconds inside of that head of hers.

Hey! Maybe that’s what Hell really is! You have to spend Eternity thinking as a leftist with no common-sense relief in sight!

*SNORT*

[JBW1949]

Yep...He must’ve...LOL

[Jhadur]

Her jaw must have tired from the pre-election payback is all I can think.