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Beer-drinking woman launches SUV into river, keeps drinking, cops say
York Daily Record ^ | Jan. 3, 2017 | Ted Czech

Posted on 01/08/2017 1:41:37 PM PST by LouieFisk

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To: LouieFisk

Hey, beer-drinking woman, Mississippi man
We get together every time we can.

The Mississippi River can’t keep us apart
There’s too much love in the Mississippi heart.
Too much love in this beer-drinking woman’s heart.

See the alligators all a waitin’ nearby
Sooner or later they know I’m gonna try.

When she waves from the bank don’t you know I know
It’s goodbye fishin’ line, see you while ago.

With a Beer-drinking woman waitin’ on the other side
The Mississippi River don’t look so wide.

Beer-drinking woman, Mississippi man
We get together every time we can.

The Mississippi River can’t keep us apart
There’s too much love in the Mississippi heart.

Too much love in this beer-drinking woman’s heart.


21 posted on 01/08/2017 2:47:06 PM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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Susquehanna? Was she looking for Beagle Street and the Susquehanna Hat Company?


22 posted on 01/08/2017 3:50:20 PM PST by jmacusa (Election 2016. The Battle of Midway for The Democrat Party.)
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Lol! I wonder how many know what you’re referring to.

Susquehanna Hat Company - Abbott & Costello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THZV5g1CNZM


23 posted on 01/08/2017 4:02:06 PM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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Susquehanna? Was she looking for Beagle Street and the Susquehanna Hat Company?

SUSQUEHANNA HAT COMPANY!!!!

24 posted on 01/08/2017 4:06:07 PM PST by GreenHornet
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“Don't ask where Beagle Street is. A terrible thing happened to me on Beagle Street. I was walking along, minding my own business when a safe fell from a tenth story window and killed me!'' (Lou Costello) "Well gee mister, I'm real sorry but I'm looking for The Susquehanna Hat Company''. (Man) "Susquehanna Hat Company???. "I was wearing a Susquehanna Hat when I was killed!''.
25 posted on 01/08/2017 4:06:47 PM PST by jmacusa (Election 2016. The Battle of Midway for The Democrat Party.)
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Susquehanna? Was she looking for Beagle Street and the Susquehanna Hat Company?

That clip I just linked to isn't of the version of the skit I had in mind. It appears at first to be the same, but it isn't. Because I have the original from their TV series on DVD. I wonder if this was an outtake, something that never actually aired?

I'll see if I can find the original, better version.

And it was "Flugal Street", not Beagle Street. Abbott, in the very beginning of this other version that I linked to actually calls it "Bagel" Street. Lol! So then it must be an outtake.

26 posted on 01/08/2017 4:09:46 PM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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I couldn’t find a clip of that particular scene, but, even better, I found the entire 25-min episode!

The Abbott and Costello Show
Episode: Getting a Job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFRrwnq7NcQ


27 posted on 01/08/2017 4:24:15 PM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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Well.....ya gotta understand who we’re dealing with, here. Logger, usually with warrants, probably tweeking. We’ve got a real hardass judge hereabouts, whose daughter was injured by a drunk driver. This guy appeared before him once wearing his ball cap. The judge said “Remove your hat, please. “ and dude responded “Think I won’t, asshole?” Wham! Contempt. My brother once had occasion to want someone beat up in jail. As luck would have it, dude was in jail and bored, so he beat the guy up. Don’t know if getting drunker ever saved the guy from a DWI, but in his book, going to jail drunker was just about as good.


28 posted on 01/08/2017 4:28:26 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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