Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz
Back in 2012 when I thought Romney had a chance, I posted some of these. Here's the 2016 version.
Unless he declares martial law in the next 25 days, it's likely that President Obama will be looking at retirement from public office in the very near future. Publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Only My Black Life Matters
9. Turns out I'm JV
8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
What's Yours Is Mine, and What's Mine Is Mine
“You’re Too Stupid To Understand But, (Sigh), Here Goes”
I’m partial to “Me, the Book”.
That IS a great one!
How about
“I want to talk about me
Want to talk about I,
Want to talk about number one,
Oh my me my”
“Damned: How I Turned Rev. Wright’s Prayer Into Reality”
Life as an enemy islamist homosexual failure.
I think we’re going to soon find out that this foreign-born vermin was never eligible to run.
[No Longer Can We.]
“Turns Out We Couldn’t, Wouldn’t and Didn’t”
Trademark!!!!
The ‘Cash for Clunker’ President
“The Wisdom of Barrak Obama” - Fittingly, all the pages will be blank.
Needs a verb. Maybe cacavi.
My Life With Jeherimia Wright.
allah ackbar
The Art of Petulance.
How to Cope with Being 4” Less Than Your Wife: A Self-Help Coloring Book
“If”
The Communist Manifesto Vol. 2
The Communist Manifesto Vol. 2
dreams of a legacy
“Sucker Bait”
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