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Top 10 Working Titles for Barack Obama's Next Book
FreeRepublic.com ^ | 26 December 2016 | Rockitz

Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz

Back in 2012 when I thought Romney had a chance, I posted some of these. Here's the 2016 version.

Unless he declares martial law in the next 25 days, it's likely that President Obama will be looking at retirement from public office in the very near future. Publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.

10. Only My Black Life Matters

9. Turns out I'm JV

8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud

7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse

6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence

5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years

4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It

3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans

2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement

1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History


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KEYWORDS: obama; topten; worstpresidentever
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To: Rockitz

“It Is All Your Fault”
“You’re Evil, I’m a Saint”
“Why the Racists who Elected the First Black President Voted for Trump”
“Black Mark on the Nation’s Record”


21 posted on 12/26/2016 3:25:07 PM PST by tbw2
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To: Rockitz

"All This I Will Give You"


22 posted on 12/26/2016 3:25:09 PM PST by COBOL2Java (1 Tim 2:1-3)
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To: vrwconspiracist

Veni, Vidi, Excrementum


LMAO, perfect!


23 posted on 12/26/2016 3:26:11 PM PST by RooRoobird20 ("Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.")
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To: Rockitz

Buy This Book ( Or You’re a Racist)


24 posted on 12/26/2016 3:26:40 PM PST by RonnG
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To: Rockitz

25 posted on 12/26/2016 3:27:49 PM PST by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: vrwconspiracist

Perfect.


26 posted on 12/26/2016 3:30:00 PM PST by Fungi (Having my fungus and eating it too.)
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To: Rockitz
"My Historical Presidency:

Yes, you're all a Bunch of Racists."

27 posted on 12/26/2016 3:30:02 PM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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To: Rockitz

‘Gimmie ‘Dat Rump’. (Illustrated instructional book from Barry, (Forward by Reggie!), on how it all works!


28 posted on 12/26/2016 3:30:53 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: vrwconspiracist
Back atcha with:

"The Lord of the Lies".

Leni

29 posted on 12/26/2016 3:31:25 PM PST by MinuteGal (GO TRUMP !!!.......GO PENCE !!!)
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To: Rockitz

Hopefully he’s fertilizing daisies before it ever gets written.


30 posted on 12/26/2016 3:31:58 PM PST by boknows
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To: Rockitz

The Obama Reparations Act, How I Implemented the Trump Resurgence of America...


31 posted on 12/26/2016 3:32:24 PM PST by Geronimo ( To trump is to outrank or defeat someone or something...)
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To: Rockitz

"That's the one! Use that for the cover... just ditch the berry thing. No need to mention old Marion.''

32 posted on 12/26/2016 3:33:29 PM PST by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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Jerk of All Trades, Master of None

An Empty Vessel That Makes Plenty of Noise

Blowing Your Own Horn: Because No One Else Will

How to Play Golf on the Government Dime, and Win (You get to do it for free)

Like a Slug (I leave slime wherever I've been)

33 posted on 12/26/2016 3:35:13 PM PST by EinNYC
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To: Rockitz

Barack Obama: 100 reasons I’m Scared of my Wife


34 posted on 12/26/2016 3:36:59 PM PST by MamaDearest
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To: Yaelle

It was: “All this for a damn flag.”


35 posted on 12/26/2016 3:37:39 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (https://youtu.be/IYUYya6bPGw)
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To: Brandonmark

Don’t forget “And ..... uhhhhhhh .... Statistics”.


36 posted on 12/26/2016 3:37:47 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: Rockitz

The Devil Wears Prada


37 posted on 12/26/2016 3:38:32 PM PST by Bob434
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To: Organic Panic; LucyT

Don’t forget the inside jacket cover:

“Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya ....”

Oh wait, they don’t do that one any more.

Soooo, was he lying THEN or is he lying NOW?


38 posted on 12/26/2016 3:40:26 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: Rockitz

No Longer Can We.


39 posted on 12/26/2016 3:41:57 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them!)
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To: Rockitz

Why can’t I pull my head out of my . . .


40 posted on 12/26/2016 3:42:25 PM PST by t4texas (No koolaid for me. Thanks!)
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